loveb-ites:

 

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

dude, this is my fucking life. like, no joke. lolz.

(via breaktheb4rricade)